Sunday, September 04, 2005
No one saw this coming and everyone is socked. Socked by the news.
OK, so I finally caved in and decided to blog. Gimme a few minutes to reel from the damn shock.
...Done. Now that the blogging poison is flowing trough my veins, lemme begin.
I'm not what you would call a typical blogger. I'm not an idiot who would post how many times I go to the bathrooom, nor do I have anthing to say(I do, but I don't wanna turn into a sausage from international lawsuits), nor someone famous, nor your average Joe off the streets. I'm doing this in the hopes of paying bills. Yep, the damn phone bills, electricity bills, TV bills, insurance bills, the I-MUST-MAKE-THE-CAPITALISTS-MUCH-RICHER-AND-FATTER bills, or in my case, help out to pay for them.
So, in any case, you Internet tightwads, help me pay my fucking bills.
And since the unwritten Blogger code says I must say something about recent events, I'm gonna talk briefly about Hurricane Katrina Davion-Steiner. (Only he Battletech geeks will know this in-joke.)
Them meteorologists said Katie Steiner was going to be a Class I hurricane, but look at what happened. Like Katie Steiner, she gathered power, and with that power, waged a dirty, one-sided war against New Orleans (which got owned,by the way). Where was that lowly Class I hurricane, the people asked. IT TURNED INTO A CLASS V CITY-OWNING HURRICANE, THAT'S WHAT.
Now look at what happened to poor New Orleans. Rioting, looting, to put it simply, Iraq in America. How did this happen? Where's the National Guard? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HUMAN SPIRIT? Blame the richest 2% of Americans. They're the cause of the shit happening in New Orleans.
And why did this happen? Because it could happen. In fact, I believe America deserved it. If there was a God, he surely answered the prayers of some Christian.
Okay, I'm done. Help me pay my fucking bills, and don't send me lawsuits, hatemail, or death threats. I have the right to free speech as any of you, you know. Also, I don't wanna get sued.
...Done. Now that the blogging poison is flowing trough my veins, lemme begin.
I'm not what you would call a typical blogger. I'm not an idiot who would post how many times I go to the bathrooom, nor do I have anthing to say(I do, but I don't wanna turn into a sausage from international lawsuits), nor someone famous, nor your average Joe off the streets. I'm doing this in the hopes of paying bills. Yep, the damn phone bills, electricity bills, TV bills, insurance bills, the I-MUST-MAKE-THE-CAPITALISTS-MUCH-RICHER-AND-FATTER bills, or in my case, help out to pay for them.
So, in any case, you Internet tightwads, help me pay my fucking bills.
And since the unwritten Blogger code says I must say something about recent events, I'm gonna talk briefly about Hurricane Katrina Davion-Steiner. (Only he Battletech geeks will know this in-joke.)
Them meteorologists said Katie Steiner was going to be a Class I hurricane, but look at what happened. Like Katie Steiner, she gathered power, and with that power, waged a dirty, one-sided war against New Orleans (which got owned,by the way). Where was that lowly Class I hurricane, the people asked. IT TURNED INTO A CLASS V CITY-OWNING HURRICANE, THAT'S WHAT.
Now look at what happened to poor New Orleans. Rioting, looting, to put it simply, Iraq in America. How did this happen? Where's the National Guard? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HUMAN SPIRIT? Blame the richest 2% of Americans. They're the cause of the shit happening in New Orleans.
And why did this happen? Because it could happen. In fact, I believe America deserved it. If there was a God, he surely answered the prayers of some Christian.
Okay, I'm done. Help me pay my fucking bills, and don't send me lawsuits, hatemail, or death threats. I have the right to free speech as any of you, you know. Also, I don't wanna get sued.
// posted by drmchsr0 @ 1:04 PM 
