Merry ^*&$$#*$ Christmas. I hope Santa kills you in your sleep. Or rape you.

Hooray for empty holidays.

Christmas, especially. Since Jesus WASN'T bon on the all-hallowed day (and ironically enough, it falls on a Sunday), and Santa is nothing more than a tool for the fucking rich to get even richer, it has become meaningless to me.

On a brighter note: China is setting themselves up a nice fat nuke.